Oh look, Eurovision is again on our screens.
Which suggests it’s time for a number of hours of terrible singing, worse dancing and hosts awkwardly making horrible jokes in entrance of an viewers who simply wish to get on with vibing to the newest power-ballad from Estonia’s fourth-best Toto tribute act.
It’s beautiful stuff, actually. Simply beautiful stuff.
And to make it even higher, we determined to place collectively a Eurovision sweepstake package on your delectation. Simply print off the record of flags, lower them out and draw them out of a hat to see who will get which nation, then write down the names on the second record (the one with the picture of Louis Walsh on the high). Or you may simply skip straight to the second step – it’s as much as you ways you wish to play it.
So right here it’s. Take pleasure in.
Observe: We’ll replace the sweepstake package on Friday to permit for eliminations after the semi-final on Thursday, so you may obtain an up to date one then if you wish to use the package on Thursday and on Saturday.